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I'm Ariel, a.k.a. Mermaid. Future Airman for the USAF. I promise that I give good advice, my blog is full of fandoms, sex, and things I find cute. Plus, I live in a magical galaxy far away that makes all your dreams come true. "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." -Albus Dumbledore

not-fun:

veederp:

thegreenwolf:

This, my friends, is the silky anteater. They almost look more like something out of the Frouds’ studios than a living creature! They’re the world’s smallest anteater, and they can be found from southern Mexico down into a large portion of northern South America. Its fur helps it stay camouflaged, as it resembled the fluff on the seed pods of silk cotton trees. 

(Pictures source.)

Can I just
Give it endless nose kisses and hold the little claws

Found new favorite critter

oh my gosh look how contented it looks

when i die i want to come back as one of these little dudes

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

thisishangingrockcomics:

breakroom doodle nothings

aggressivelyinarticulate:

 

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

tundrakatiebean:

brb-being-brazilian:

ohmisterfujishiro:

raise-youup:

proof that a gif set of a drag queen receiving acceptance from her father will spread through tumblr like wildfire.. 33,000+ notes later.

basically

Oh no I’m crying;;

Fuck I’m crying

tyleroakley:

I think I’ll go to Boston.

tyleroakley:

I think I’ll go to Boston.

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

shahlalalalala:

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

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REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

Not just the girls!
Keep everyone safe!

And this is perfect!

hreny:

this cartoon was real